Saturday, January 20, 2007

The Trip - a Squeezed Finale -



well im kinda getting bored of talkin bout my trip so gilt il ditch the rest of what we did and just end it with stories of New Year. Since it was suppossed to be the 2nd highlight of our trip after the match ofcourse so yea well NEW YEARS woho ..well it wasnt that gr8.. infact this years new years was OK at best bes ya3ni we managed to enjoy it as much as we can but damn em cops :r

well so what did we do ? We did what we do every year .. and thats goin to trafalgar square for the countdown and seige the streets of london wandering around followin the masses and messing around with as many drunks and high people as we can :D IT IS FUN i dunno if you've ever been around the people there bes wala like last years was unforgettable it was a bunch of lil things that cracked us up and we never get tired of talkin bout them and when i look for such stories this year i recall none.. cept my haterd to the cops. Why you may ask, welll il start with my first year. It was my first time in london and we had NO idea where to go. Like shinsawi so we come up with this uncanny plan. Our hotel has this hot red head and she just got of her shift and joined another bunch of girls and they were goin somewhere so we spot them and we're like erm i bet theyr goin to a cool party or club or what not lets follow them and see if we can sneak in or something :D LOL well so we're walkin til we realized all of oxford street were goin to where they were goin and that was trafalgar square so we followed the masses and slowly people were so drunk and high the streets smelled of WEED ! everyone was partying the countdown just finished and people were already wasted all over. Me and my friend decided what best celebrate our first year other than by getting lost and tryna find our way back my fuckin around with drunk n high people. So we did :p lol we went wila inshoof a guy in a tux climbin a lampost LOL we went and cheered him on ahhaha we got the whole crowd goin with us lol poor guy got arrested for it but hey he made it to the top =) we discovered Wasabi back then too :p and a bunch of other stuff.

2nd year we met the now famous Bulgarian and Italian duo :p these guys rocked ! two big guys late thirties early forties they come up to me and their like HAPPY NEW YEAR and we hug o insalim salam 3arabi :P and the guy puts his aram around me hes like im from BULGARIA and i was like ooooo STOICHKOV ! ( famous bulgarian footballer ) then the other guy was like im from Italy. And then theyr like heyy you have weed ? i was like No sorry no weed. Hes like me no police.. you have weed ;) ?? Im like no sorry Finito i give it all =( then hes like aaa HAPPY NEW YEAR and hugs me again :P and hes like we no police no police and im like finito you come before an hour i give you but now finito. The i turn at the other guy wila the Italian was asking my friend for a BJ xP LOL and the bastard points at me so now i have to guys with their arms around me one asking for a BJ the other for weed ahahahhahah and im just cracking up playing along with the weed guy bes i had to turn down the BJ and then they left.

They were then followed by the happy new year dude :p the happy new year dude was like the happiest dude ever ! maskeen he was sooo stoned wagif bishari3 and he jumps infront of ppl screamin happy new year o ma7ad ya36ii wayh loll cept for us ofcourse ahahahhaha and imagine 5 straight mins of him shouting at us happy new year we jump and mimic him and do the same LOLL o ibnu9 shari3 9'3eer inas kanaw yaboon yakfi5oona ahaha then we started doin it to other ppl with him LOL

So this year i was hoping for something along these lines we did more bes as you see this post is long enuf for now lol and i didnt even get into this year. This year the cops treated us like sheep. Mo naqi9 ilchalb irakith to tell us were to go and were not to. Kil shari3 is closed we couldnt get lost 3ala ra7atna they were in every lil corner ilnas couldnt get high and drunk 3ala ra7at-hum im not sayin they didnt bes its not like every year but we did get lost :p and fuckin cop gave us then when my friends got tired and wanted to go back ( ilwa7eed ily can isandni ib this whole lost thing o sticks it out with me wasnt here fa i had to give in and come back home at 4 am =( ) we went to the cops for direction and the bastard gave us wrong directions he told us take a right and so we did and i see a nafora kbeeera jidamna im like i doubt this is the right way bes since u guys wana go back its ur call :P theyr like lets go they trust the cop more than me so meh lolll mishayna 15 mins just goin straight wila yi6la3 mukan '3ala6 ahahahhahah then we had to walk alll that back and take the left instead and we found our way back the tube was then open for free so we took that home :r its the first year we dont walk all the way back to the hotel but hey atleast we didnt take a cab :r and oo did i mention a riot broke out and ppl were fighting with the cops and we nearly got sucked in the middle of it :P but we managed to make a break for it before the cops on horses came in to really beat the shit out of more drunk ppl.

oo but a few highlights to remember from this trip was the breast cancer dude lol wa7id fa9il wagif on top of a bus stop thingi with a pink shirt and pink fro and his shirt had something to do with the breast cancer awareness, well if it was awareness he wanted to spread i think he did a good job grabbing our attention :P

oo the second thing while we were roaming around getting lost manshoof ila the cheesiest limo ever it had hearts on the back window o madri shino ashkara ya3ni a7ad imajirha for new years it was around 3 am i7na we were walkin yam ishari3 o ishari3 za7ma o isayr wagif manshoof ila the limo window opens o its filled with girls and they were like waving at us and blowing kisses lol ud think its suppossed to be the other way round lol laa i was contemplating asking for a ride ba3ad im like that would really take this new year somewhere bes after a few seconds we decided we should limit ourselves to just waving back and moving on :p

so yea this new years wasnt the best bes its only cuz i expected more drunk/stoned ppl really bes overall we had fun =) and after that i went back to kuwait and got re-united with my favourite duwa and 6arasht my driver to get me kastana bes li7mar always brings the worse kind so mastamta3t feehum 3adil but i did enjoy the duwa xD




the breast cancer dude :p


i finally got round to posting this pic ive been meaning to do so minzimaaaaaaaaaaaan :p bes yala better late than never



18 comments:

Omtantoo7 said...

sho2gun ;p

Omtantoo7 said...

LOOOOOOL @ i gave it all away ;p 6ala3t weed dealer?!:P ya far7at um-mit3ib feek !:P m9arge3eeeen ;p messing up with drunk people is BAD ! y5ar3oon.. i always manage to trip over the homeless drunks ili bil sheware3 msade7een..

Anonymous said...

awwwww wanasa ur new years sounds amazing o i'm sorry it wasn't as great as the others but hey there's always next year ;)

o next time ur taking me with u :P

No3iK said...

wow

i loved ur post hehehehe
i loved the italians ...
ok weeed i get but whats a BJ?

anyways ... it seems wild and fun
next year im coming with u guys,..

mn 9oooo2i !

oooooooooooooooo i loved the happy newyear guy i loved the hugging part!

and this year u lame gays!! u shoulda gotten in the LEMO!!
heheheheeh im like WHAT@@ ARE THEY FOR REAL THEY JUST WAVED BACK!!

hehehehehe anyways loved the post :*

AmoOora said...

LOOL that sounds like fun !!
been there my whole life but never actually spent new years there,

its on my to-do list for next years ;)

0o 7dkom sa5efeeen, you should hav got into the limo it would be so fun !!

glad you had fun, 0o mithil ma galow : theres always next year !!

um-miT3ib said...

saber saber saber saber

u were even THINKING about joining those gurls? MY GOD I JUST WENT TO ITALY THATS ALL I DID !! :P

and LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! @ the jumping dude;p khif 6eena abe ashoof;p

um-miT3ib said...

and no3ik... BJ is an abbrevation.. think pervertdly wenshala bit3arfeeeeen.. w LAW SAMA7TAY LATWIZEEEEN RAYLE 3AL SHAR ! :P

do0da said...

omtantoo7: ee 5osh bizniz weed dealing, um-mit3ib can rest assured we have enuf for several generations.

tinks: lol ee inshala o dont worry i didnt forget ur picking the hotel :p

no3ik: LOL me n me wifey explained the BJ for you lol

and wats with every1 wanting me to get in the limo with a bunch of drunk girls sheesh murti shlown tirtha 3alay ba3dain :r

oo 7ayach i should make a list kilmin gam ya3zim nafsa :p

Amoora: you never spent new years there @@ you should do it next year !

um-mit3ib: LOLLL heyyy hatha yizay ma rikabt ba3ad :r ana gilt al7een ib tifta5rain raylich had limo kamla 3ashanich 3a9ibat :r

oo that dude i will never forget :p

KGB agent said...

looooooool @ the happy guy
la o u jump n shot HAPPY NEW YEAR b3d?? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL guys ur funny
and the italian guy.. that was HILARIOUS XD
la o b3d t8ool "Im like no sorry Finito i give it all =(" << with the sad face XD

police always ruin the fun -_- me no like them

ya 7lail il breast cancer dude XD

glad that u had fun man =)

um-miT3ib said...

i am proud;p im just mad 3ala ele e7arthoonik 3al shar ya ba3ad chabd chabde enta ;*

Dakhtour said...

Wallah kel ely sawaita a7la 1000 mara men ely sawainah ehny o ely sawainah men enwaladt lal7een :P

loool at the breast cancer dude hehe shakla aghba men el ghaba2 :P

Dowawtkom wayed akshakh men malatna! WE should buy one like ur's ;) But still ma 7abait el kastana kelessssssh!

Danah said...

6ala3t weed dealer o ana ma adri!:p

lool the italian sa2al ay friend 7ag a bj?

3ala 6ari kastana, mama sharat now3 yideed ams, it's yummy! nafs mal awal

oh and when r u coming? i want to cook and dalal makes a bad assisstant.. :p

um-miT3ib said...

faslatkum fasla 3atheeMa ;p

w iltheee3a nes ilail laha 63am thaniii ;p

do0da said...

KGB: thaanks loll ee wala had it not been for the cops i woulda prob had more stories to share =(

um-mit3ib: =D la malich shu'3l my will is strong they cant igu9oon 3alay :p

zizo: ahahahhaha yala 3ayal dam inas ga3deen ya3zimoon nafs-hum next new year 7ayak :p inwadeek imbara ba3ad :p

dandoon: well how else ima gonna pay for all the footy shirts i buy? :P

he asked faroos :p

SAVE SOME FOR MEEEE !!!

madri mita im coming back bes i doubt its ne time soon :r and ur better off cookin alone instead of with dalal

um-mid3aab: 7ayach ma3ana next year :p

um-miT3ib said...

ya zeeenik bs :P

Anonymous said...

Wanaaaaasaaa,,, ba3ad shtabi akthar mn chthy :P

Ba3deeen haaaa,, deer balik 3la om-mit3ib o la tsawi halswaaalif mn waraha again :P

F. said...

HEY! :)
It seems a lot has changed since I've last been here :P

Your new years trip seems crrrrazy!
Hope u had fun!

do0da said...

deem: LOL low minwaraha chan makitabt 3ana :P

aurora: loll well new not much just a new look, n i did have fun =D thanks