the Evilness of do0da's Ears

Well for the past couple of months my right ear has been blocked. So today after months of semi deafness in my right ear i finally decided to go see a doc! The words of Brain Regan come to mind, "You'd think instantly improved vision would be on the top of your to do list" course its not vision in my case bes you get the point. WELL NOW I KNW WHY ITS NOT! See its not the first time i visit mr ear doctor and last time the dude practically mutilated my fuckin ear! Bes i deserved that for misusing one of those ear cotton sticks :P apparently instead of cleaning/drying them i blocked them and he had to use suction and long pointy needles to get them out and ud think he'd be careful with all the needles but fuck no it felt like he was carving the mona lisa in my ear ducts:P



So after that i told myself to NEVER stick ANYTHING in my ear. Fa when i went to the doc today hes like inta 7a6 shay bathonik o ana im like NO! i learned my lesson from the first time. Hes like la2 akeed 7a6 shay o he gets his suction and needles and does his worst. O THE SHITTY THING IS I JUST REMEMBERED HOW IT GOT BLOCKED O I DIDNT PUT NE THING IN IT! EVEN THOU HE SAID HE SAW A JAR7 IN THERE ( ithahir athar the old doc :P even thou the old doc was like years ago :P ) IT got blocked bro7ha athakar awal every time i wake up, i find my right ear blocked bes awal kanat tifta7 in like 5 mins ? ba3dain min 5 lay 10 ba3dain min 10 til never opened til today :P



La7atht ilyoum ina FAJ2A I CAN HEAR chiny imrakib a new surround system :p i9ot mo bes min jiha wa7da!! LAA o i no longer have to hold the fone with my right hand to my left ear chini 7mar :P i had lots of weird moves like itha a7ad 3ala yimeeni bicinema o bisasrni lazim alif o a36i my other ear :P NOW I DONT HAVE TO ! bes 3ad i still find myself holding my fone to the left ear :p 9arat habbit bes il break it soon enuf :P right now i got music on and enjoying my new built in natural surround system :P Wala it felt so weird talkin cuz like il3ada ilyimeen maku shay :P laaa bes im gona miss 7araka ti3awadt 3alaiha awal i can put my ipod ear piece to the right and talk on the fone on the left :P o mayi7tay aga9r 3ala the music cuz its already low :P al7een lazim ya aga9r ya asheel isama3a :( but fuck that its a worthwhile sacrifice :p

Bits and Pieces #??

Bein Back

Well so i knw its been ages since my last post and even longer since my last Bits and Pieces so i figured il start there since mo 3arf what to choose to talk about so i figured everything will be good :P Well bout my abscense madri i was just not ina blogging mood i did pop up and comment every now n then bes i just lost the whole blogging feel ( its usually strongest lama 3indi dirasa or exams :P fa its only normal for it to be at its lowest when im in vacation :P ) bes i really wana post now cuz i feel like having a rant rant and a do0da rant ( the difference bein one is something pissing me off the other is something thats well just weirdly annoying :P )

Rant Rant

Well with it bein summer n all and everyone doing there own thing and people struggling to keep in touch nothing bugs me more then one of those people pops out of the blue and goes oh i missed you. I knw its a good thing to be missed but wtf is the point when that person was practically ignoring you only to pop and say that theyve been missing you? if i were more of an asshole id simply reply yea i knw the whole ignoring my msgs n calls really showed how much u did miss me =] but im not so i have to let it out here. But seriously like ppl complain about bein busy or overwhelmed and stuff and maybe its just me but i realllly doubt someone can be so busy they cant send 1 msg in a whole week. Its not a letter, its not even a bloody email ( thou if its gona be once a week it should be ) bes 1 msg takes like wat 1 min to type 2 if ur a slow texter ? So for me when some1 pops out and says theyve missed me its usually not that good a thing =/ maybe im just lookin at it the wrong way bes madri its like im sorry if u really cared we wouldnt have had to wait that long but like i said thats just me.

do0da Rant

So we're in Spain :P and i was sitting for dinner with my sis when she spots the weirdest dish ive ever seen and me bein me I HAD TO TRY IT! Ya3ni my sis was just about to dare me into trying it bes before she could finish the whole dare statment i cut her off cause i needed no dare, NOTHING that weird gets put on a menu without me trying it! So what could possibly be that weird ?? :P BALSEMIC WATERMELON SOUP WITH STRAWBERRIES AND PRAWN !!!! @@



YES ! I KNW ! WTF !!! bes 3ad it turned out to be a "cold" soup =/ ? like when the fuck were soups ever cold ? ok ok put the coldness to one side who the fuck has ragi with PRAWNS ? Like who the hell ever thought hmm today i wana have raggi o ribyan o farawla :P ? like if i liked farawla ( i dont, the juice is cool bes im not a fan of eating strawberries) Then it wouldve had to be some1 like me who comes up to something like that cuz like SERIOUSLY WTF ?! Ok so i bet ur wondering how bad it is right :p ? well honestly, its.. not.. bad :p no its not good its.. just.. WRONG ! wala ya3ni i ate it all :P bes like the plate was literally 4 shrimps and he had a jug of strawberry and watermelon juice which he poured on the the bowl with 4 shrimps O_o the taste ? well imagine having shrimps and accidently dropping them in ur juice so u pick them up and eat them :P thats how it tastes. So yea not bad JUST WAY TO FUCKIN WRONG !