Attack of The stupid Ppl

Tara malait min il'3aba2 izayd ibhadeera, ya3ni ilwa7d maygdar isawi shay without goin thru one dumb person??? Bes i understand that in life we need a few stupid ppl so that we can make fun of them. =P

Sometime this week i ordered min Yo Sushi and this how the conv went lama il akil wi9al. il3ada they just miss call me o anzil bes this time he tried a new approach :P




delivery guy: HELLO SIR I AM SUSHI

ME: *hides laugh* hello :P

The Sushi: HELLO SIR I AM SUSHI, YOU WANT TO GIVE ME DILEVERY?

ME: ,,, are you downstairs ?

The Sushi: HELLO SIR I AM SUSHI, YOU WANT TO GIVE ME DELIVERY??

ME: ok im coming down. *closes phone*

Me: AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHhAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHGHAHAHAH






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Off topic :

I love the Bee Gees and i couldnt end this post without a link one of their songs :r

fwends =)

Ok so remember my sis posted this TWICE now and i was actually tagged bes instead of doin her negative venting i decided ill do a positive one instead of letting out all the hate all let out all the..love? bes bidal la aktib 3an ALL my friends gilt il focus on one and give her the spotlight cuz god knws she deserves it :* o now its not that hard to figure out who im talkin about lana inas gamaw yikrihooni minkither ma she talks bout me :P yup its NO3iK! This post here is a thank you for a great great great friend. I now that no matter what i can never be thankful enough for having you around nor can i be sorry enough for the times i've let you down bes what i do know is i can try. So thank you for bein there when i needed you be it just to kill time and chat or keep me company while i pull an all nighter :p Thank you for bein my personal alarm clock :P thank you ! oo I'm sorry if ive ever dissappointed you o even though i can't promise i will never do it again but what i will promise is i will try not to o incase i ever do well im sorry for it and inshala ma3eedha =) o ya3ni just to show you how great a friend she is ya3ni here i am writing this post o she comes up and gives me my own domain ya3ni wala shasawii ib hal mara ?!! Zanoob thanks wala i cant ask for a better friend :*

O_O

*takes deep breath*

WO_oW !

I was lucky enough to find tickets to 300 last night, regardless of the stupidity of the ppl incharge of the cinema ( i found out i have no patience for stupid people who are trying to lie to me =] ) bes that is another story i plan to post about about the series of stupid people that get employed in this country. Ya3ni 5ali9aw inas ityeebli wa7d may3arf yitkalam ?? baah *hits self on head* back to my topic !!

300 ! This movie was soooo hyped up it was bound to be a failure our expectations were sooo high no movie could've been this good! BUT IT WAS ! Through out most of the movie i was just sitting there with my jaw on the floor in shock at how good this thing is ! The weird thing is the last time i saw a movie this good was back when the Matrix first came out ( i saw that movie 3 times in 2days ) i've said this to soo many people i feel like a broken record player but honestly this is the first time i've seen an action scene that eclipses the famouslobby scene in The Matrix (this scene may not look that good now bes back when it first came out it was the shit :P ). The problem is it wasn't just one action scene but TWO !

I remember no3ik was talkin to me about this and she told me "its just going to be another troy or Gladiator" my reaction was of course "i hope it is as good as Gladiator" boy am i glad to be wrong cause it was even better! Sure the story line wasn't amazing, but this movie was never going to be about the story telling. Everything else about it was perfect. This post is simply a thank you to Zack Snyder for being the first person to out do the Wachowski brothers!

a note to the critics:

1) Nothing is ever to bloody or violent. If you can't stand the site of blood don't watch this movie.
2) This is a Movie not a documentary so historical accuracy is just as important as the number of toilet rolls the actors used while filming this movie =)

and a note to the fans:

This movie is out on IMAX ( bilstates 6ab3an ) and i can't wait til inazloona 3indina on IMAX !! O_O But for now il settle to watchin it again this friday =) aham shay il9aydat incharge of the cinema rate Hannibal rising as a bigger movie and this movie sold out so fast tis not funny. The only reason people went to see hannibal was cause they couldn't find seats for 300!

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Two Things =P

1) No im not tryin to compete with diigmaa over how often I change my template :P the first was just a test o this im keeping :P the idea was more of a fluke. I walked in so some baby pics and baby pics are always a safe bet :P

2) I cooked this ugly smiley thingie here with my sis. YES DANA IT’S A SMILEY THINGIE CUZ OF MEE :P it was all about the extra marshmallows :p the taste is still ib 7alji bes thgeeel I still think we shoulda gone for the smaller bits bidal 2 big ones =/ I sent this to some1 hopefully if they think its good ra7 a3alim murty shlown tsawee o babee3a 3alaikum :P

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For allll you non believers that "someone" tried it and she says its gooooood :r yea 9ij ina its no3ik o she has every reason to lie to me and tell me it is good :P but she ate from it two days in a row and i wasnt even in the same country the second day to force her to do so :r I am tryin to get her to share a slice with some1 3ashan atakad bes na7eesa matabi ta36ii a7ad :P

The lady with the Green Paper

Wtf is up with ppl cancelling the wrong classes ? Awal I had the touch, when I ditch this lady comes and hangs that godsent paper and cancels the class I ditched . Sh7alat-ha can baina teamwork! al7een zbala ! shes fuckin lost the plot! Like last time she canceled a class o sob7ana ala the make up for that class was during a weekend I was in kuwait. Ya3ni ya bint ilkalb laish ? ni6ray shwaya ! or ilyoum I slept early, like 3 30 am early, and then I woke up at like 7 am to work on this case study. 6ab3an I didn’t start til 8 am, shfeekum min9ujkum u want me to start awal ma goom :P tabooni a9gu6? Ne ways so i do it at 8, I had to collaborate all the parts done by my 5 other group members write up my part and I did all that in 30mins =/ my class is at 10 ! so for that 1hr 30mins I didn’t have much to do cept wait for class to start. so at 9 30 aroo7 I print wila MAKU za7ma bilibrary which is a first o I print o im done o ready to go to class so im drinkin my espresso waitin for class to start willa the lady with the green paper walks laa wil7mara mo troo7 t3alig the paper o tamshi la she teases me!! 6ab3an I spotted her a mile away o I was starting to feel happy that there may not be a class cuz lowla the case study chan I woulda ditched. bes I woulda ditched to sleep o wake up early ! ilmuhim she walks PAST my class room fa 7abi6atni gilt 7asafa that couldve been me goin back to my room having breakfast o idam3a 3ala 6arf 3aini cuz I have to sit class with a bunch of ppl who can barely read english ( maskeen wa7d minuhum 7ata ilevalution paper the teacher gave him about his progress mo 3arf yigraha if you cant read that shlown ibtinja7 ??? ) ilmuhim so she passes my class then faj2a she turns back and hangs it on my class’ door =D =@ =D =@ which takes me to my dilemma should I be happy class is cancelled and im gona have breakfast ? or should I be pissed that it got cancelled after I woke up and changed and did my assignment o printed it o wagf jidam bab il9af ?!?! I guess I am entitled to both :r ya3ni fatheelich agoom minilnoom 3ashan I find out its cancelled??? oo mo ily 3indi break 3ashan anam I have a class after it in one hour!! O another one after that. So if that bloody bitch is reading this please roll over n DIE !

I want the old lady back, the one who saved me from half my abscences last semester :r I miss her =(

ps. missy sorry bout the lack of paragraphs, i can't do paragraphs when im pissed =P

DDRF IV

So what is DDRF IV ? Its the 4th Dubai Desert Rock Festival! And my god it was a BLAST! I could go on and on about how good it was, but why talk when you i could just show you =D This year they did the show over Two days and yes i went to both and yes my body is hating me for it but i paid it back by sleeping 14hrs yesterday ( min 4pm til 6 am ) i gave afternoon nap a whole new definition! Ne ways enjoy Day 1 and il post day 2 after this.




DAY 1


(1) Stone Sour ( vid thru glass )














(2) Prodigy (vid Poison)

(3) Iron Maiden (vid Fear of the Dark)

By the time these guys were out there we were knackered! Notice i did not even mention the fact i was watching both Mastadon and In Flames i have no pics or vids of any of those two because kina tawna wa9leen o we were to busy moshing =P fa with Iron Maiden the first couple of songs we kept on moshing bes 30 mins in 5alaa9 my whole body was aching so we retreated a bit further back to enjoy the show.

ila zawjatee al3azeeeza

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if the vid doesnt work try this link : THE MOVIE




Happy Bday =D o 3uqbal 1000 sina 3ashan u out live me il make it ba3ad 10000 =P



for those who found the subtitles too fast or just wana read it again heres the poem


when the night is dark and gloomy
only my lovely um-mit3ib can woo me
one smile of hers can light up my night
one smile of hers can make me feel right
Such a lovely wife is fit to rule me!

The Holiday

Well i just finished watching the holiday, and i must say the movies not half as bad as some of my friends made it out to be in fact i enjoyed it, mabye not as much as No3ik did ( for those who dont have her on msn shes bein holiday crazed for sometime :P ) but i did. Anyways this movie left me with two thoughts and id like to share them with you. Don't ask my WHY these two bes ya3ni madri these two really hit home.


Thought #1: I really hope to die before my wife.


Um-mit3ib kaifich 3ad we talked about this already and after that first scene of the old man looking at his wifes photo i just cant picture myslef in such a state. Fa ya3ni i'd rather take the cowards way out and let you wallow in the pain :P or we can have our deal remember if i go first and il try take you with me. But seriously ya3ni this is coming from a guy who LOVES alone time but just the thought of missing someone that bad and bein hopeless in the sense 5ala9 you cant really do anything about missing them and having to accept getting over it. =/ id rather go away first.




[[ BEWARE MAY CONTAIN MINOR SPOILERS! ACTUALLY ITS ONE LIL THING BES YA3NI IT IS A SPOILER :P ]]




Thought #2: Its cruel for Parents to die before their children.


I mean after watching the dad in the movie with his two kids and how their mom died and all it got me thinking, =S mabi amoot b4 my kids and let them suffer. Ya3ni 9ij im goin ahead of myself in that they will love me o miss me when i die :P bes seriously like just to imagine them alone ( well assuming i take um-mit3ib with me when i go ya3ni :P ) mit3ib maskeen ishthanba i9eer yateem =/ ? Ya3ni people say its hard for a parent to bury his son bes im a sucker for kids o 9ij ina fog i said id take the cowards way out bes if kids are involved ( ok so when i die my kids may be all grown up n all but theyr my kids :P ) still id rather take the pain rather be responsible for causing them pain. Solution? dont have kids = problem with that solution? im kids crazy i must have kids, my dream is to buy one of those leashes and atmasha ma3a mit3ib bilmall china chalb :P




So yea like i said these weren't exactly the main points the movie was trying to get to bes for me these two were what got me thinking o bes 7abait ashoof what are your thoughts on these topics :P

Frankie n the Beatles =D

I noticed whenever im out of post ideas i turn to music and as much as i hate having two posts about the same topic wara ba3ath bes desperate times call for desperate measures :P

lol well so for those who actually enjoyed the first song im glad you did =) o for those who didnt u can refund ur 2 mins wasted at any ice cream shop for a free scoop :P

wellll so the songs ima be talkin bout are songs bout life. Ya3ni ne thing bout life really. An example would be My Way by Frank Sinatra. If you dont knw that song well i got a noose set up round back go hang urself already. That song has always been one of my fav life songs cuz well i dunno just read the lyrics or even better give it a listen and ull know why!

But recently In my life by the beatles has pipped it by a bit just a bit. Kafi its actually rated 23rd best song of all time O_O i mean i knw its good bes not this good :P oo 9ij ina its more about people and places in his life rather than how he lived his life. Another example would be John Lennons Imagine, but his was more of a view of life in general and how he wants the world to be.

So now my question is whats ur fav "life" song? and like above it can be about how you lived ur life, or people and places, or just the world in general. O plz if you can provide me a link to actually hear it that would be even better =D

Here's a player with all 3 songs and a fourth just for fun. Its a shite player bes gilt its better than you downloading them.