Wednesday, September 24, 2008

the gafsha diaries

Remember the LHC ? The suppossed end of the world which got delayed til Oct. 21st ?? Remember how i was pissed theyr making me wait an month?? WELL.... IT BROKE .. AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH

IT FUCKING BROKE ! and its gona take around two months to fix it. So Amethyst there you go thats an extra month to write that book, try and make use of it. If ur still stuck deciding on the topic i bet id make a gr8 topic =P 

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I think our cat is suffering from some sorta multiple personality disorder i mean one moment she thinks shes ina circus jumping thru the railings from one side of the stairs to the other side. Mind you she BARELY fits thru the railings so to think she can jump thru one in mid flight and the consequences being a 7 feet drop plus crashing into the railings makes me think she's either nuts or has simply descended from a long line of circus freaks. 

Then u got her trying to eat grass adrii il3eed greeb bes we're not that desperate for a sheep! 

Then u have her usual self, 5AWAFA ! :p 

Then u have her suicidal self , but i think .. that.. may .. have .. been .. my.. fault.. 

ok ok welllll see she loves to sit on the ledge ib the stairs which is say 20 feet high ( u do knw im just pulling random figures out of my ass bes lets assume its a 20 feet drop )  Ilmuhim so im ASSUMING she was sleeping there oo it was late at night o can thalma. Fa mi7sin walks in o his hands were full so he accidently slams the door cuz his hands were full he couldnt stop the door from slamming he goes on to walk up the stairs faj2a wila ashof gafshoo il5ibla falling min foog bounces off the rail and falls sideways on the floor. @@ ana ihni fearing the worst thought ra7at cuz she didnt move, so i go to see sh9ar feeha faj2a she gets up and runs to the kitchen. Li7agt-ha wila im9a6la ashkara tawha ga3da min ilnom 

so my guess is il5ibla kanat nayma fog  fa when i slammed the door she woke up and 6ab3an malgoofa she wants to go see who slammed the door fa she decided to walk and find out forgetting shes on a ledge and therefore due to her in ability to walk on air she fell =P Shes fine thou she got up walked it off for a few seconds and went back to sleep. 





13 comments:

Ex-clamation Mark said...

I'm glad about the LHC bes 3nadan feek =P I'm sure they wouldn't actually end the world, ye3ni obviously okay shhhhh! =P

I remember when we used to have cats kano they used to eat grass and then throw it up ye3ni bes ktha athiya o 3nad feena -_-

Aham shay suicidal mskeena the cat you're trying to kill her bes wallah sha59iyah you should write a book about her =P

Aurous said...

LHC: I was looking forward to the experiment :(
stupid scientists can't get anything right !!!

gafsha: LOOOL! I'm not a pet lover but I think I love you're cat :p
she's so funny.. :)

Danah said...

OOOLAA! 20m?! that's like a dozen of u wagfeen fowg ba3ath! 20 FEEET would've been more realistic! bas i think it's more like 15ft:p

do0da said...

Lino: LOLL we stopped her from eating it :P so she shouldnt throw it up :P

aurous: atleast theyll get more crap now =P ya3ni awal they had the benefit of the doubt that they knw what theyr doing now that it broke more ppl will doubt them :P

noufa: lol

dana: LOL i was thinkin feet madri laish kitabt meters :P

fixed it thou

Shwaish said...

LOOOOOOOOOOL i love gafsha!! shes as crazy as dooda's cat hehehehhe

Oranjina fadidra said...

omigooooood!!

Anonymous said...

It will take me more than two months to write a novel, and you are definitely NOT the topic;p

LOL! I don't care if it's evil that I'm laughing, but this is funny cat shit!

Anonymous said...

hehe ur cats crazy cute =P

this post got me laughing uncontrallably hehe, especially about the eid comment!

and i think u meant 'INability' =$ sowie =)

eshda3wa said...

3ade a cat has 9 lives

she can afford to be suicidal

Sh7afana said...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ga6wetek abeeeeeha..

Ruby Woo said...

lol ur cat is a psycho.

Our neighbour had this obese cat (11 kilos I SWEAR), she was so mean.. She sleeps in front of our cars o we keep honking at her bas she won't move so I got down the car to TRY and carry her, I eventually did after multiple failed attempts. I got back home to see her sleeping on MY PARKING SPACE!!

That cat was a bitch!

Balqees said...

don't bring up the whole LHC site coz ll7een gahrni
why u ask COZ
simply i don't like it
it took a WHOLE WHOOOOOOOLE site
and whole web page for wt
for just saying a word, coz WHAT the end of the world which OBVIOUSLY is STILL not over
la la la laaa
ma 3jbni halsait abd ABD
,

and ur cat del5ah :P
i hate cats I HATE THEM
i think their evil and THEY may dear are the ones who will take over the world and will bring it to its end
they play cute and oh so yay and then POW!! b4 u know it the world is attacked by cats
all ppl will say i wish we lsned to balqees but it will be too late
so lsn to me dear do0da CATS R EVIL
be carful thats all i have to ay dear

Big Pearls said...

I've always wanted a cat bas chinni bahawen..

3eedek imbarak:)