Saturday, September 06, 2008

I.R.do0da

For my blogs 100th post i decided to give u a small taste of my 2 fav rant topics and topped it off with my quirky taste in music.

If you have trouble making out what is being said the text is below. 




So to commemorate my 100th post i decided to revert to my shitty flash skills and give u a short cartoon about "a couple of things do0da loves to hate".

If you've been around for my earlier posts you would know there's nothing do0da hates more than MORNINGS ! to quote Jim Davis "Good morning is a contradiction of terms"

Dont you just hate waking up and finding the stupid sun glaring at you from the window, as if laughing at you telling ur sleep times over. And no matter how much i glare at it with disgust and hate hoping a lost black cloud will come and devour its sunlight blessing me with a dark gloomy raining morning, a morning which begs you to stay tucked in an sleep for an extra couple of hours. im slaped with a strong dose of reality that today like most other days im stuck with yet another sunny morning.

So why would one want to associate himself with mornings? I dunno but some asshole thought it'd be funny to create the perfect morning companion. The EVILEST of creations ever made by man. Its evilness surpassing the worst biological weapon ever made. THE FUCKING ALARM CLOCK ! ITS SOLE PURPOSE IS TO DEPRIVE YOU OF UR SLEEP! AND ITs been magically created to only wake u up at the best parts of ur dream. Thus i wish its creater long hours of pain and misery!

But again im slapped with yet another strong dose of reality that these things are actually useful blah blah blah

it is such hate which drove me to blog my rants and thanks to all that ive now been round for 2 yrs managing 100 posts without being dragged to the looney bin. FOr the sake of ur sanity il try not to stick around for much more.

9 comments:

Aurous said...

LOL!
If you hate mornings and alarm clocks that much, then you must really love to sleep ;p

Danah said...

i should buy you this: http://alumni.media.mit.edu/~nanda/projects/clocky.html

:p

Ex-clamation Mark said...

WTF do0da keraht a5er shay yza3el
"FOr the sake of ur sanity il try not to stick around for much more."

Or am I reading too much into it?

Abi-Omi-Abi-Oboy said...

Wow I was reading ur blog and I think you're like the "male version of me" :S A7is you think the same way I do :P

Oh yeah and SUNNY MORNINGS are the best! Liff thahrek so u don't get blinded, then enjoy the sunshine when ure up. Think about it, with sunshiny weather u can GO TO THE BEACH & GET A TAN,, you can wear SUNGLASSES, you can dress up in summery attire...

For one thing they're a lot better than cold grey cloudy mornings which depress u automatically no matter what ice cream flavour's in the fridge.

Shwaish said...

nice! i like ranting!

Oranjina fadidra said...

C'mon who digs alarm clocks better yet who wakes up at mornings

Balqees said...

dude don't slap again be7mas :P
i jumped when u slaped lol

anyhoo so from this post i'm getting this vibe this feeling that ur not a morning person and u hate alarm clocks

tell me if i'm wrong :P

eshda3wa said...

glooloooloooosh

<--- etyeeb 6ar

e7tifalan eb ur 100th post

oo laish not stick around

la la stick around wele y3afeek!

do0da said...

aurous: Are you kidding if sleep was a woman id be married with kids

dandoon: ee 3ashan kilyoum hadha ibdarich :P

lino: too much :P

abi-omi-abi-oboy: bil3ax i love waking up to the sound of rain on the window, lana il3ada if thats the case isalfa mafeeha getting up feha going back to sleeeep :p

plus i love walking in the rain listenin to music its relaxing

that said i love sunny days, ive grown to like the beach even thou i dont go much. bes id pick rain over sun any day.

princess: :P

oranjina: -_- morning ppl but its been documented in mi7sinology that theyr just an aberration from god...

balqees: LOL :P inshala its not like i enjoy slapping myself ya3ni

i just love sleep :P

eshda3wa: LOL aham shay yayba 6ar ma3ach :P 5ala9 dam isalafa feeha 6ar laish amshi :P