the gafsha diaries

Remember the LHC ? The suppossed end of the world which got delayed til Oct. 21st ?? Remember how i was pissed theyr making me wait an month?? WELL.... IT BROKE .. AHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH

IT FUCKING BROKE ! and its gona take around two months to fix it. So Amethyst there you go thats an extra month to write that book, try and make use of it. If ur still stuck deciding on the topic i bet id make a gr8 topic =P 

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I think our cat is suffering from some sorta multiple personality disorder i mean one moment she thinks shes ina circus jumping thru the railings from one side of the stairs to the other side. Mind you she BARELY fits thru the railings so to think she can jump thru one in mid flight and the consequences being a 7 feet drop plus crashing into the railings makes me think she's either nuts or has simply descended from a long line of circus freaks. 

Then u got her trying to eat grass adrii il3eed greeb bes we're not that desperate for a sheep! 

Then u have her usual self, 5AWAFA ! :p 

Then u have her suicidal self , but i think .. that.. may .. have .. been .. my.. fault.. 

ok ok welllll see she loves to sit on the ledge ib the stairs which is say 20 feet high ( u do knw im just pulling random figures out of my ass bes lets assume its a 20 feet drop )  Ilmuhim so im ASSUMING she was sleeping there oo it was late at night o can thalma. Fa mi7sin walks in o his hands were full so he accidently slams the door cuz his hands were full he couldnt stop the door from slamming he goes on to walk up the stairs faj2a wila ashof gafshoo il5ibla falling min foog bounces off the rail and falls sideways on the floor. @@ ana ihni fearing the worst thought ra7at cuz she didnt move, so i go to see sh9ar feeha faj2a she gets up and runs to the kitchen. Li7agt-ha wila im9a6la ashkara tawha ga3da min ilnom 

so my guess is il5ibla kanat nayma fog  fa when i slammed the door she woke up and 6ab3an malgoofa she wants to go see who slammed the door fa she decided to walk and find out forgetting shes on a ledge and therefore due to her in ability to walk on air she fell =P Shes fine thou she got up walked it off for a few seconds and went back to sleep. 

google reader help

Apparently google reader hates me and refuses to let a certain temporarily undisclosed blogger ( you can unveil urself to them whenever u wish thou i recommend we keep em guessing for a while just out of pure meaness and boredness ) ok enuf of that so yea google reader hates me and wont accept my blog it keeps adding another blog instead of mine 

so to all you google reader users out there, sadly since im not one of u therefore im oblivious to why google hates me, if u can kindly shed some light on the matter and maybe try to add me and tell me what u get. Thanks ! 

Stupid Ppl from Europe

Remember my stupid ppl chronicles all the way from mr I AM SUSHI too the rest of them. Well turns out even Europe decided to send a few of its stupid ppl my way this summer. I dunno why i always meet these ppl. Im starting to believe a  friend of mine who said, i bring the stupid out of ppl -_- Heres wat happened: 

1) 

me and my sisters went on a trip to london, on our way to the plane the woman was checking our passports o my passport is sorta worn out. OK really worn out so worn out the only thing thats left on the front cover is the word WAIT , so it looks like this 

soo ilwoman takes it o tgalib fee o itgalib fee looking for something, il3ada they either look for the page with ur pic or a visa 9a7? tadroon shino is2latni -_- 

"Where is the first page of ur passport?" ana 9ara7atan tana7t ihni ma3iraft shlown ajawib o ma3tiqid anlam =p ya3ni she did say first page o adri ina jawazi shway mamsoo7 bes ya3ni if its not the side she first checked im pretty sure theres only one other place it can be and thats the other side of the passport -_- 

too her credit she found it by herself then me and my sis had a laugh at her :p wala low ana min her coworkers amsik-ha 3alaiha sina :P

2) 

Wi9alna landan al7een ok, o its just me and my sisters. ana masik all their passports o mind you the youngest of my sisters is only FOUR years younger than me. I go up to the passport control counter o i hand her our passports . Faj2a wila the woman asks: 

"So are you the dad?" 

@@ ishayfatni ??? ya3ni 7ata low mitzawij o ana 3umri 10 mayamdeeni i get children as old as my sisters 

LA o kint 7alq wakt-ha ba3ad ! :P fa ma3indaha 3ithr 5awati msikoha 3alai 3ad :p ma9idgaw samatni oboohum kanaw yabooni i follow suit and cover the trips expenses :P 

The End of The World

How come i never heard about the end of the world being today.. or wait its actually been delayed to Oct 21st was it. DAMNIT we have to wait another two months *sigh* 

No do0da hasn't officially lost it.. yet. BUT he just caught sniff of the whole LHC hype going on and its fun watching ppl go crazy over something that and i quote, had the total physical destruction of the planet on the list of direct consequences of getting things wrong. dare i say SWEET =p 

LHC ( Large Hardon Collider ) is the world's largest and highest-energy particle accelerator complex. Yup wiki is useful. In other words they're sorta trying to replicate the big bang and create mass. Basically another chance for men in white to try and play god. 

So if you think they really are gonna botch it up and kill us all heres some good advice from gizmodo after it was announced the actual test won't happen for another two months : you can think about it as another extension to your life. In other words: You have two more months to find Uma Thurman/Brad Pitt/Richard Simmons and 1) convince her/him/it that the world is going to end and 2) you are the best lay there is to have before that happens. 

Good luck ppl and now to go find a fancy LHC countdown woohoo ! 

and if ur as clueless as me THATS why google looks like this :

UPDATE

http://www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

you cant deny this sites coolness =p 

I.R.do0da

For my blogs 100th post i decided to give u a small taste of my 2 fav rant topics and topped it off with my quirky taste in music.

If you have trouble making out what is being said the text is below. 

I.R. do0da by ~do0da on deviantART

So to commemorate my 100th post i decided to revert to my shitty flash skills and give u a short cartoon about "a couple of things do0da loves to hate".

If you've been around for my earlier posts you would know there's nothing do0da hates more than MORNINGS ! to quote Jim Davis "Good morning is a contradiction of terms"

Dont you just hate waking up and finding the stupid sun glaring at you from the window, as if laughing at you telling ur sleep times over. And no matter how much i glare at it with disgust and hate hoping a lost black cloud will come and devour its sunlight blessing me with a dark gloomy raining morning, a morning which begs you to stay tucked in an sleep for an extra couple of hours. im slaped with a strong dose of reality that today like most other days im stuck with yet another sunny morning.

So why would one want to associate himself with mornings? I dunno but some asshole thought it'd be funny to create the perfect morning companion. The EVILEST of creations ever made by man. Its evilness surpassing the worst biological weapon ever made. THE FUCKING ALARM CLOCK ! ITS SOLE PURPOSE IS TO DEPRIVE YOU OF UR SLEEP! AND ITs been magically created to only wake u up at the best parts of ur dream. Thus i wish its creater long hours of pain and misery!

But again im slapped with yet another strong dose of reality that these things are actually useful blah blah blah

it is such hate which drove me to blog my rants and thanks to all that ive now been round for 2 yrs managing 100 posts without being dragged to the looney bin. FOr the sake of ur sanity il try not to stick around for much more.

meh..

Remember the my head vid post? Well c'mon its only 2 posts back :P You knw whats weird out of all the 19 or so comments only ONE person actually comment on the actual content itself :P

I mean i knw my voice is not ur average kuwaiti 22yr old voice bes u need a weird voice to match the weird personality and i even had to make sure the post was semi audible yet only balqees managed to make ne thing out of the post. Anyways since then i finished the book. It was good. not amazing but good. Then i saw the movie starring john Cusack and Jack Black. Its weird watching a movie adaptation of a book 5 mins after finishing the book. Everything was fresh in my head since i finished the book inside a week ( i knw its a short book that can be finished ina day bes i like to take my time with books i like ) and what was really weird was the fact they decided to say exact phrases from the book so its like wow amazing but the order in which they came in the movie was all wrong. Like ashya2 min the ending was used in the beginning of the movie but it fits in so for those who dont knw its nothing big bes 7asait ina the movement was killish mala da3i lana why fix it if it aint broke ? and well as usual in this case the book was way better than the movie :p bes it was still a good movie. Anyways heres the paragraph i narrated in the post

Some of my favorite songs: 'Only Love Can Break Your Heart' by Neil Young; 'Last Night I

Dreamed That Somebody Loved Me' by the Smiths; 'Call Me' by Aretha Franklin; 'I Don't Want to Talk About It' by anybody. And then there's 'Love Hurts' and 'When Love Breaks Down' and 'How Can You Mend a Broken Heart' and 'The Speed of the Sound of Loneliness' and 'She's Gone' and 'I Just Don't Know What to Do with Myself 'and . . . some of these songs I have listened to around once a week, on average (three hundred times in the first month, every now and again thereafter), since I was sixteen or nineteen or twenty-one. How can that not leave you bruised somewhere? How can that not turn you into the sort of person liable to break into little bits when your first love goes all wrong? What came first, the music or the misery? Did I listen to music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to music? Do all those records turn you into a melancholy person?

People worry about kids playing with guns, and teenagers watching violent videos; we are

scared that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids

listening to thousands, literally thousands, of songs about broken hearts and rejection and pain and misery and loss. The unhappiest people I know, romantically speaking, are the ones who like pop music the most; and I don't know whether pop music has caused this unhappiness, but I do know that they've been listening to the sad songs longer than they've been living the unhappy lives.